VICTORY WILL BE HAD MOQUITOES!!
I have officially become nocturnal. Those of you who think being nocturnal is fun… it’s not that fun. When humans are supposed to be creatures if the light, and in a week’s time, become creatures of the night, it’s not to fun for them. Especially when they’re trying to go back to the regular schedule, but there already so used to going to sleep late at night, and waking up late in the day. So waking up early in the day is impossible for my tiny mind to comprehend… see how that works?
Oh! Oh! I have a question that I just thought of, do you know the answer? Do mosquitoes’ drink each other’s blood? Or is there some kind of international truce. If they don’t drink the blood of the mosquitoes’ in THAT country, then I think I’ve found a way to destroy them forever.
Step 1) You must evacuate a country
Step 2) Make sure mosquitoes don’t have anything to eat
Step 3) Bring in mosquitoes from another country
Step 4) Watch mosquitoes drink each other’s blood, until only 1 mosquito is left standing
Step 5) Squish mosquito
Step 6) Repeat
Oh yes… victory will be mine mosquitoes’… VICTORY WILL BE HAD!!!
People have found creative ways to kill mosquitoes all over the world. Some use the ordinary fly swatter, others use high tech gadgets. We were at this Mexican Restaurant (we wanted Mexican food) and the waiter guy, apparently he hates all bugs, and feels the need to give them ALL horrible deaths. So he took out this metal fly swatter, but it had a really bulky handle. He was bringing it slowly towards the bug, and I was thinking ‘you’re never going to kill the bug, not if your thinking you’ll be able to kill it like that’. Suddenly, there was a flash and a crackling sound.
Apparently his little fly swatter is electric, so any bug that he might encounter gets not smushed to death, but electrified. I guess the outcome is a little prettier to look at, but do you REALLY need to shock a bug to death? Isn’t that a little over kill? Do we really need to explain the concept of electricity to bugs? I think not. So let’s all go back to the old fly swatter, the one where you have to whack again and again in frustration to get the stupid bug to DIE!!! Or you could all rig a metal spatula and do what the waiter did,